Maximum Florida today.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 02/28/2017 at 17:12 • Filed to: None

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Saw Florida man driving on the wrong side of the road driving a donked Chrysler 300. I also ate at Waffle House.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/28/2017 at 17:14

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Shocked you survived

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 02/28/2017 at 17:15

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I was in a FBI look alike Suburban, of course I survive.

WilliamsSW > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/28/2017 at 17:16

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Did you witness a firearm discharge - preferably for no good reason?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > WilliamsSW 02/28/2017 at 17:18

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No fire arm discharge, but I’m pretty sure he was on bath salts.

WilliamsSW > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/28/2017 at 17:23

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Yea, that sounds like Florida alright. Disneyworld for tweakers.

Brian McKay > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/28/2017 at 17:25

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Please be safe in Florida.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/28/2017 at 17:35

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A buddy of mine who lives in Florida got jumped by a 45 yr old crack head recently. He was walking from his work to a bar, and woke up with a headache and a few broken ribs. Also his phone and wallet were gone. Thankfully the guy then tried to rob a near by convince store and they caught him.  

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/28/2017 at 17:35

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Waffle House is best enjoyed at 3am drunk or when driving all night and needing a Carb load to get through.

Under_Score > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/28/2017 at 17:43

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Waffle House is incredible. You’re making it sound weird and exotic, but it’s great. I had breakfast there with my mom last Friday.

Tristan > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/28/2017 at 18:13

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I lived in Florida for 8 years. 10/10 would Florida again. Oregon is... Gray. And wet. And expensive. And full of nutjobs nuttier than anything I ever saw in Florida. People do drive better here, at least.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > Tristan 02/28/2017 at 21:00

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When we lived, like, 20 miles from the FL state line our 13-year-old son called those people “Floridiots”

Tazio, Count Fouroff > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 02/28/2017 at 21:02

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Or when your grease light comes on

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/28/2017 at 23:32

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No. No more Waffle House.

pip bip - choose Corrour > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/01/2017 at 05:48

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certain he/she was from Florida?

could be a tourist from Australia/NZ/UK/Sth Africa